Michelle vrs the Amazon By Michelle Puma michellepuma@hotmailcom Michelle and her husband watch a mud wrestling show and Michelle becomes part of the entertainment. What a night we had last night. About mid week Steve brought home an add from the paper. It seemed that a local topless club was going to be featuring a mud wrestling troop on Saturday night. We talked about it and although we don't frequent that kind of place thought it might be fun. Well we got there about 8Pm last night and got a table about 3 rows back from the "ring" . It was a10 by 10 wooden pit ..about 6 inches deep and surrounded by ring ropes. There looked to be about 4 inches of mud in the "ring". We got some drinks (1 each included in our 20$ entrance) and watched the first 5 matches. Pretty girls doing some good moves but basically getting in the dirt, losing parts of bikinis and lasting about 10 minutes. After the 5th match the lights went down and this loud raunchy music came on. The announcers voice introduced Kona the Barbarian and a spot light snapped on and illuminated a amazon type woman on stage with long flame red hair wearing a get up like Rachel Welsh's 2000 BC outfit. She started to gyrate around the club to the music and lost bits and pieces of her fur outfit till she was just wearing a skimpy red bikini. She had huge breasts and was showing lots of cleavage. Steve leaned to me and said this should be a hell of a fight. The highlight of the evening and I had to agree. She went around to many of the men and shook her stuff for them. She came up to Steve and grabbed him by the back of his head and shoved his face right into her cleavage. I then realized she was paying particular attention to the men who were with women. She strutted for a few minutes more and then went back stage. The announcer asked the audience if they were looking forward to Kona's fight and a cheer went up. He said that if we wanted to see that we needed the women in the audience to help because this was Kona's Challenge. Turns out they were looking for a woman in the audience to fight Kona in a mud match. The incentive was a totally on the house night for the couple if the woman fought and $100 cash to the woman if she beat her. I looked at Steve and he said are you sure?? I said yes..he said, well go for it, and my hand shot up. They called me up on stage and the announcer asked my name. He asked if a little petite thing like me really thought I could handle Conan and I said yeas. He then said, "Okay folks...let's let Michelle get ready and in just 2 more fights it will be Miss. Michele against Kona the Barbarian in the Kona Challenge Match" . A girl named Debbie took me in the back. They had me sign some consent forms and then took me to a dressing room. They said I'd fight in a black bikini and got me one in my size. Debbie then got me another drink, went over the way the match would work, and gave me some pointers. In about 15 minutes they took me to the right side of the stage as the previous fight ended. As the other girls left the ring the announcer took center stage. He announced the Kona Challenge and introduced the fighters. "From stage left at 5 foot 9 weighing in at 175 pounds with an incredible 44 tripple D, 24, 37 body just barely covered by a red binkini...our chanpion...Kona the Barbarian" more of the same raunchy music as she strutted on stage. "and from stage left at 5 foot 6, 130LBS , with a delicious 37dd-23-37 body in a slinky black bikini, our challenger the lovely Miss. Michelle." He then called us to center stage and gave us our instructions. The fight had a 15 minute time limit. If one of us had not won by the other crying uncle then the audience would decide by applause who had won. He asked us to shake but when I attempted to do so Kona pushed me away. We were then told to climb into the ring and go to our corners. I noriced Konas long red hair was in a french braid. Debbie decided I'd look best in pig tales and my long black hair was done in two. Steve was waiting in my corner just out side the ring and asked me if I wanted to go through with this. I said yes , wished me luck and had just planted a kiss on my lips when I felt myself being pushed to the right. Kona had elbowed be out of the way and planted a long wet one (with a little tongue action too I later found out from Steve) kiss on my husbands kisser. When I yelled hey Kona turned and gave me the finger and laughed as she waked back to her corner. The announcer asked if he were ready and we both said yes. He hit the bell and we both moved out of our corners at each other. Kona had her hands ready like claws while I had balled mine into fists. As we got within striking distance of each other I saw my opportunity and punched her in the stomach with my right fist. This move took her totally by surprise and doubled her over. It was then easy for me to work my way behind her. plant a foot right on her ass, and push her to the mud face first. This got a big laugh and a cheer from the audience and pissed off Conan to no end. I was going to wait for her to get to her feet again but as she moved from her knees to her feet she also charged at me caught me in the gut and took me down in the mud with her on top of me. Now there was no science..just two woman literally and figuratively getting down and dirty. She used her added weight to throw be round in the mud a bit making sure I too wound up face first in it. She grabbed me by my hair and pulled by face out of the mud and then grabbed my bikini bra and pulled it off exposing my tits (I later found out it was a Velcro closed bra just like they all use) and she got a big hand from the crowd.. She then threw me face first into the mud and proceeded to sit on my back and remove her own bra and the crowd really went wild. She then challenged me to get up and continue our fight. As I got to my feet I looked over at her. Her 44DDD's sagged a bit but to my eye they were too large and firm to be natural. I knew her plastic tits were the answer for me and I needed to target them while I needed to protect my 37DDs cause anything was possible with this woman. As if reading my mind she grabbed two handfulls of my tit flesh and stated to drag me into the mud. She got me down on my back and straddled me. She released my tits and lowered her huge pair over my face. Having muddy tits rammed in your face is not the nicest experience I've ever had and I realized she was attempting to smother me with her cleavage! I balled my fists up and punched her for all I was worth in her tits. This got her attention as she cursed and moved back. I then grabbed two handfuls of her tits and sunk my nails in for all I was worth. She screamed and managed to flip me over in the mud. As I was thrown across the ring I lost my grip on her tits. At this point the audience was totally nuts. Some were rooting for me others for Kona but everyone was up on their feet and the noise level was incredible. Conan was first to her feet and as I got to my knees she grabbed a handful of my hair and pulled. I opened my mouth to scream and as I did she shoved me face first back into the mud. I know we all have to eat dirt sometimes but the huge mouthful I got was not what I had in mind. Unable to breath and choking on the liquid oz I was unable to resist as she grabbed me by the hair and pulled me up. She draped me across the ring ropes and managed to trap my arms between the ropes. She then played with me. She open handed slapped my tits, stomach, and face much to the delight of the crowd. She really was playing to the crowd now that she was basically able to have her way with me either slapping my tits or tweeting my nipples to their encouragement. Fearing the worst was yet to come I was looking for an opening and it came when she turned back to me after having an exchange with the audience. As she moved at me prepared to continue torturing my nipples, I lashed out with my right foot and caught her squarely in her crotch. She grabbed her injured pubic area as she went down on her knees in the mud. I was able to get free from the ropes as she tried to get to her feet. I grabbed her by the hair and kneed her right tit. Then I let go of her hair and kneed her left tit and she fell on her back in the mud. I then sat on her waist and punched her tits till she cried uncle! They let me shower (I've taken 3 more since then), grudgingly paid me the $100 and told me Kona wants a re-match. I said fine but next time I get $200 up front and $500 if I beat her. They said they'll get back to me!