Chapter 45: talk show
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After Superwoman had defeated Superman she was
contacted by every major talk show on television.
Women everywhere wanted to know more about the
sexy Kryptonian female.
She decided to appear on Oprah first.
Oprah: Tell everyone how you were able to defeat
Superman so easily. After all, he's the strongest man
on Earth!
Superwoman: Well, Oprah, I'm the world's strongest
WOMAN...and we all know that makes me stronger than
any man...even Superman.
Oprah: Is it true that you're both from Krypton and have
the same super powers.
Superwoman: Yes, we are both from the same planet,
but from alternate dimensions. My alternate Krypton
was a planet ruled by Women. In fact, even though
there was greater equality between the sexes on
Superman's Krypton, their Women were also more
powerful than the men. And as it turns out, the yellow
sun of Earth gives me much more strength than he
has, so even though we have the same powers...super
strength and speed, heat vision, etcetera, my powers
are much more ...powerful!
Oprah: YOU GO GIRL!
The audience, which consisted mostly of women broke
into loud cheers and applause.
Superwoman: I really didn't want to hurt him, but he
gave me no choice. And he had to be taught a lesson
about Female superiority. All men need to learn the
truth about who the stronger sex really is!
What do you do now?
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