Chapter 30: The wedding
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Knockout, picks Superman up by the front of his costume and gives him a couple of light slaps on the cheek to wake him up. "Whilst your strength, and power are no match for mine, you are the strongest MAN in the galaxy so I think it's only fitting that you make an honest woman of me! We should go to my home planet of Apokolypse and get married."
Superman looks at her stunned for a few seconds.
"What wrong? You DO want to marry me don't you?"
"YES!" cried Superman enthusiastically, "I desire nothing more than to be with you for the rest of my life."
"Good. That's what I thought." With that Knockout once again kisses Superman, full on the mouth. Superman tries to keep up, but within a minute or so, he is once again unconscious.
"Oh dear! We really are going to have to work on your stamina, aren't we, or you'll be useless come the big night," mutters Knockout.
With that she opens a boom tube, and transports them to Apokolypse.
The wedding is hastely arranged for the next day, with De'saad presiding and Darkseid giving the bride away. The wedding goes smoothly, until it's time for Superman to kiis the bride. As they kiss Superman's hard-on gets so big that it rips his costume open, much to everyone's laughter.
During the reception, Knockout is having the time of her life, entering into drinking competitions with the guests, arm wrestling all-comers (she wins every time). Superman knowing that this is the biggest night of his life, where he will be called upon to fully satisfy his new wife, keeps strictly to soft drinks.
Finally the guests depart, and Knockout and Superman retire to their wedding suite in Darkseid's palace. When they reach the threshold. Superman makes as if to pick Knockout up to carry her over the threshold, but Knockout tuts, and picks Superman up instead, and carries him into the bedroom.
The bedroom has a giant specially re-inforced bed. Knockout turns to Superman. "I'm just going to powder my nose, be readt when I return."
What do you do now?
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